Sunday, June 1, 2014


LET'S PRETEND - Segment 2 (Scroll down for opening segment)


     Gramps’ ranch was the perfect setting for two young boys with wild and vivid imaginations.  It was there that we enjoyed our favorite pastime, playing cowboys and Indians.  As long as we didn’t shoot arrows in the house and set fire to the outbuildings, we were welcome to pretend. 

     I still love to pretend.  For example, every New Year’s Day I will say, “This year I’m going to get organized.”

     “You’ve still got that wild and vivid imagination,” my wife will say.  Of course, I’m pretending.  It’s a universal truth that you can’t be organized when chaos is your strength.   

     Even as a child, I was not familiar with “organization.”  I once asked my mother about it, and she said it wasn’t included in our DNA.  I thought DNA meant “Do Not Ask.” So I never mentioned it again.

   Although I witnessed numerous UFO sightings growing up, encounters with organization were almost non-existent.  As kids, my cousins and I would play a delightfully entertaining game called Hide and Seek.  One of us would be given time to hide, then, at the signal, everyone else would join in the hunt; like a fox hunt without horses and hounds.

     As an adult, I still enjoy a rendition of that game.  It’s called Lose and Seek.  The object of the game is to use a tool, and then lay it in such a place that it will require several days to find.  It’s a much more difficult game than Hide and Seek. 

     For me, it was much easier finding kids than tools.  Of course, we really weren’t very smart as kids.  I suspect if we’d given each other tools’ names like “Screwdriver” or “Hammer,” we would still be looking for each other.

     I was using one of my prized screwdrivers recently.  When finished, I laid it in such a place that it couldn’t be found.  Finding it would probably require a widespread tool hunt.  After 24 hours, I called the Missing Tools Hotline.  “I would like to file a missing tools report,” I stated.

     “We’ll need a name,” the man replied.

     “Screwdriver,” I answered.

     “Can you give us a description?” he asked.

     “Slender; nice handle; easy to work with; always shows up for work.”

     “We’ll need a picture of your screwdriver.  Also, before we organize a nationwide tool hunt and put your screwdriver on billboards, we’d like to ask you to do one thing,” he said.

     “I’ll do anything to find my screwdriver,” I answered.

     “Try mowing your lawn,” he suggested.

  Thanks to his keen insight and timely advice, I was able to locate my screwdriver almost immediately.  I quickly learned that the lawnmower is an excellent device for finding tools. Sure, you have to be alert for flying shrapnel, but you always find your tool.


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