Sunday, February 10, 2013


LEARNING HARD WORK - Segment 2 (Scroll down for opening segment and earlier chapters)



     With all my friends involved in hard work, and other questionable activities, I focused on developing my mind.  After all, my teachers said it was one of the most undeveloped regions of the world.  I understood why; there was little there to develop.       

     I was particularly interested in the field of statistical analysis.  Each day I would scour the sports pages, as well as the weather page, gathering critical information that was basically useless trivia.  But for those who loved useless trivia, it was very useful.

    I was always trying to share my storehouse of knowledge with Lester, but fearing a withering attack of sports scores and weather facts, he would just run home, board up the house, and call for police protection.  He had no interest in who won an important ballgame, or how many degrees the temperature rose during a two-minute period in Spearfish, South Dakota, in 1943---(On January 22, 1943, the temperature went from four below zero to forty-five above zero in two minutes; a world record.)

     With my knowledge in useless information, I was certain I would land a job with a major sports team, or the national weather service.                  

     While I was waiting for my dream offer, a scout for the local news service called and offered me a not-so-lucrative, long-term contract as a paperboy.  Being concerned about my image as a lazy slacker, I was skeptical.  What would people think, seeing me out in public, working?  But Mom encouraged me to take the job.  She said it would be far better than spending the rest of my life as an orphan. 
 
      My new venture gave me an opportunity to develop my throwing arm for baseball by riding around town on my bike, throwing newspapers onto people’s porches.  Only once did a paper take a bad bounce and end up in a customer’s living room.  The next day I took a bad bounce and ended up in their living room…with money for the broken window.   
 
 
To be continued...check back soon.
 
 


    

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